So according to Metro UK Odinga is a Kikuyu and Uhuru is a Luo. See, even they can't tell the difference. pic.twitter.com/954HJKb3y3
Love is love, Sex is sex, but some peoples Sex be so good it will make you fall in love with them.
A scale of perfect murder to genocide, I'm a good morning away from yanking a person's small intestines through an ear & choke them with it.
Don't use social networks to be bitchy.
It's only a drug problem when you run out.
Daily Nation Pg 25, bottom right, caption on photo "Felisha...and Michael...try their hands on a Saumsung iPad during...." Huh?
(On FB): I said I don't like rhetorical questions. How do you ask me ''Are you flying to Kisumu?'' Kwani how else do people get to Kisumu?
________________________ RT @Nyokaficess: I want a line from a song
Licking Park...on 69th street
Men that say ''gosh'' should hand over their testicles at the govt registry and get a new female identity.
Referring to a song as a 'club banger' basically means that song is a slut and no one likes sluts.
I'm just like Spiderman only instead of being bitten by a radioactive spider, I was bitten by a radioactive lazy guy.
“Release the other Kraken!” XD still cracks me up.
Anyone looking for a Kardashian? There's a Robb in my room..and it's empty ('-' )
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