Say, baby... can I be Your slave? I've got to admit girl you're the shit
girl... and I'm digging you like a grave. Now, do they call you
Daughter to the Spinning Pulsar... or maybe Queen of 10,000 moons?
Sister to the Distant yet Rising Star? Is your name Yemaya? Oh, hell no.
Its got to be O shun.
Ooh, is that a smile me put on your face,
child... wide as a field of jasmine and clover?
Talk that talk, honey.
Walk that walk, money. High on legs that'll spite Jehovah.
Shit. Who am
I? It's not important.
But me they call me brother to the night. And
right now... I'm the blues in your left thigh... trying to become the
funk in your right. Who am I? I'll be whoever you say, but right now I'm
the sight-raped hunter... blindly pursuing you as my prey. And I just
want to give you injections of sublime erections and get you to
dance to my rhythm... make you dream archetypes of black angels in
flight... upon wings of distorted, contorted,
metaphoric jizm.
Come on
slim. F^ck your man. I ain't worried about him.
It's you who I want to
step to my scene. 'cause rather the deal with the fallacy of this
dry-ass reality
I'd rather dance and romance your sweet ass in a wet
dream.
Who am I? Well, they call me Brother to the night.
And right now
I'm the blues in your left thigh... trying to become the funk in your
right.
Is that all right?
from Love Jones (movie)
Tabs
- How are we feeling? (21)
- Creative Corner (18)
- Ed's note (11)
- all things code (9)
- Pocket wise (7)
Friday, 18 May 2012
Tuesday, 15 May 2012
Beats by Play... theBoy Thosh
I am a nerdcore gamer, and I also enjoy my music like everyone else who now hates MTV for not playing music anymore. When I finally got to combine the tranquility/ head-banging-ness of music with the challenge and sense of accomplishment of video games, my mind was blown. Two time-wasters for the price of one?! Count me in!
Ever heard of Guitar Hero™? This game literally makes you a living (room) rockstar. It’s a console game that gives you a guitar-shaped controller that lets you simulate playing rock music. And may I stress the fact that you get to rock out alongside an array of the most recognised hit-makers in this music genre from the likes of Ozzy Osbourne, Jimi Hendrix, Sum 41, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, just to name a few.
The challenge is to match your playing with theirs as best you can. You can also play against someone else, to see how well those late friday night practise sessions (when no one calls for a plan to go out) are paying off. And don’t worry, you don’t need new piercings, black make-up and goth spikes for this; you can strum this guitar in your birthday suit.
But why stop at guitars? Picture the full bachelor pad band: Electric Guitar, Bass Guitar, Drum Kit and Microphone … Is this how you wanna rock \m/ ?
Rock Band™ lets you annoy the living earthness of your immediate co-habitants. It is your own personal rock concert, all thanks to game developers that appreciate the need for music to be the integral part of a gaming experience. Your idle mates and you are the band and the roaring crowd, minus a mosh pit.
The awesomeness of karaoke with the tangibility of air guitar and air drums is something everyone should aspire to. Choose from a long list of legendary past and current rock bands, from Police to Beatles to Fall Out Boy, and go amp versus amp.
*talking to the student in headphones at the back of the class, yes the class* “Rock doesn’t get your head bobbing, toes tapping or knee slapping? Is there something for you?”
One answer, DJ Hero™. Yes it’s as awesome as you’re picturing it right now. Full simulation of turntabling mash up club bangers from the biggest names in the industry. The launch even employed the Eminem and Jay Z Renegade concert, and provided a special edition of the same, featuring a full DJ style kit: Turntable controller, DJ Table and carry case. From Daft Punk to 2pac; you have the chance to match up accented beats, crossfade between songs and scratch like a pro all in attempts to get a high score.
Yes, it’s just a game … but good music isn’t just the soundtrack, it’s the whole damn point! Don’t call me for karaoke on thursdays, call me for DJ Hero night at the student bar (the one with the weird looking bar stool at the end of that street). It’s a proven fact that ladies love DJs, so how much more will the love DJ Heroes? Exactly.
Cool instrument shaped controllers are all awesome, but sometimes, you just want to keep using your trusty mouse and keyboard for entertainment. Maybe all you want to do is play an almost mindless puzzle with background music. You’ve swept all the mines from pixel 1 to pixel 1600 (FYI, best game of last century) and you still have an hour to kill before an hour to your assignment deadline.
Audiosurf™ is the game for you. It’s simply a puzzle racer that adapts to the music you choose. Load your own tunes and fly a jet over the analysed beats till the song ends. Every song becomes it’s own unique race course, and all you need is your mouse/ keyboard.
Simple yet satisfying. Dynamic colours, vibrant motion, time-wasting luxury of a game. Music isn’t just an accompaniment, it’s a game that must be played and won.
And so says theBoy Thosh
Monday, 14 May 2012
Saving for that so called rainy day… Naomi Gathirua
We all want to do it, but where to start is the main question we
are faced with. A major reason for financial trouble is caused by unsound
habits of money management, starting early may save you a plethora of money troubles.
Here are some few basic steps to help you to save:
- Pick a great young adult’s account; this ensures you get the
best deals. Most bank accounts have freebies, factor in the freebies but always
read the small print. Do have a savings account, as well as a current account,
ensuring every month a substantial amount of money goes in your savings
account. In addition to that, do not carry around the savings ATM card, this
enables you not to be tempted to indulge while out there. Do seek professional
advice at a bank or financial institution. Financial advisers are
built to understand that all people come from all walks of life and have
different incomes and spending patterns. Thus helping you to map out a sound
savings plan, be it for an emergency fund or money you could use to invest,
either in shares or bonds.
- Post-pone self indulgence; Manage your money by eliminating all
unnecessary things, which you can actually live comfortably without, say cable
subscriptions oh yes, it is possible to live without a weekly dose of Keeping
up with the Kardashians or the series that you dash home like a cheetah to
watch. Try downsizing your subscription package, that way you still have some
choice over your entertainment.
- Partying; it is part of a lifestyle. But one thing I have learnt
is you better budget for this one before you actually leave the house, that way
you don’t get an eerie feeling the morning-after, as you peep into your wallet
or handbag, hoping you didn’t use as much as you thought you did..I know it has
all happened to us.
- Contemplate before you spend; This means really thinking about
if you need it and if it is within your means, even better try get it elsewhere
for cheaper. There is always a cheaper option, just look for it.
Unsound habits of money management are the root cause in not being able to save, follow these simple steps and before you know it your savings account will be looking rather pretty.
Unsound habits of money management are the root cause in not being able to save, follow these simple steps and before you know it your savings account will be looking rather pretty.
Monday, 7 May 2012
Music and my life... Laura Atema
In my random moments of deep and/or shallow thinking it
helps me clear up my muddled thoughts, in other words music has got through
some sh**. Good and bad I associate a lot of my memories with music. As I
remember my dad teaching us silly songs to sing along to on road trips to my
grandmother’s house upcountry or whatever random location we were going on holiday.
Or my mom singing her lively hymns on Saturday as we all spring cleaned the
house (take note we don’t have spring) the cleaning was tedious and cut into
our play/chill time but we did it anyway and ended up loving it because we
bonded with our mother in the process of getting the windows spotless. Or my
siblings and I singing the songs that my dad taught us for the road trip but
were now getting on his nerves because we were lost. Or making a playlist for
my friend to listen to who is going through her umpteenth break up with that
asshole (read ‘love of her life’). Or just good old fashioned dancing to the
beat because it’s catchy.
That’s how much I love music; my father was convinced I
would end up in the industry. As a dancer, singer, rapper, producer something
of the sort. But I couldn’t. I love music, I live music but I never wanted to do
music. It’s my haven; if it became my profession too I think my love for it
would get suffocated and die.
But as I live and learn and grow I realise that a good song
that relates to where I am at can get me through most situations in life, I
mean who needs love or happiness? I have music hahaha!!
Right now as I write this, I am listening to music, well my
sister is and I just happen to be in the room. It’s not my favorite genre or
artist but as I type I’m bopping my head. It’s an involuntary action I guess.
Music makes a lot of things easy to deal with in my life. That
long unanticipated walk is made much easier by plugging in my earphones to my
phone (iPod for what?!) and blasting a few tunes as I walk, that deadline I
have to meet that I procrastinated against is achieved much easier with some
jams in the background, music makes passing time seem seamless (see what I did
there?), heck I even use songs to time myself in doing activities (three songs
is enough for a shower).
I have my graduation, engagement, wedding and even funeral
songs picked out. That’s how much it matters to me, and how much I want it to
feature in my life or how crazy I must seem.
Ok I’m going to stop now… I could gush all day about my love
for music, and I know I’m not alone in this love. Because I am sure there is at least one of
you nodding and smiling in agreement, I see you and all I can do is gush some
more and whisper “isn’t it wonderful?”
by Savon
As
the moon recognizes the passing hand of the sun,
I saw you pass and recognize
you as my one.
The one.
Meaning more than half the day spent memorizing the
nape of your neck, tonguing down trails back up to your vocal chords that
murmur “don’t stop, don’t stop”.
We fit you are my one, my perfect one.
Hips, ass and toes, lips, ears and nose to be exposed on
top of this face of smiling beard that dislikes the taste of tens and only has
appetite for the life of my one.
You’re my one, my one please be my only one.
-from the American sitcom Girlfriends
-from the American sitcom Girlfriends
Why I love music... Chimwemwe Nkhoma
If you don’t know then music has been that
agent like men in black unconsciously transforming and shaping your life and
that’s the power of music. I will explain. So I’ve heard them say ‘If music is
the food of life, play on’ (Shakespeare) and rightfully so, you must enjoy your
music, even though we can debate as to what is good music but that’s a topic
for another day. I doubt there is or I am yet to find a person who does not
find music somewhat an essential part of life. I know we have abnormalities in
life like people who have completely differing views from ourselves and sit
right at the opposite end of the spectrum and yet we hold those abnormalities
acceptable to a certain extent of course. However to not be connected to music
is a kind of abnormality I would place under the ‘what the heck, in what world’
category, even that seems pretty standard for a shock category. So just in case
you might disagree, I argue that everybody, no matter the race, body size,
nationality, language, political views, fetish or thinking capacity among so
many other facets to this endless list, is influenced by music, full stop.
I have found that music is the gateway to
the soul (some could argue it’s not but I am the one writing this piece) and that’s the reason why you could listen to a song and then find
that it triggers all kinds of emotions. Music is so powerful that it can break
down all defensive mechanisms in a person without asking for permission. More
often than not, I come across a song that just doesn’t go with my belief system
and vow that I shall never utter the lyrics again, like forever ever? Yeah,
like forever ever (Outkast). Then it always happens that when I go to the
shops, the shop DJ just has to have that song playing and without thinking
twice about it, I find myself singing along, humming that tune like there’s no
tomorrow, I might even throw in a one-two step while I throw things in the
shopping cart (For a Christian, it could even be a Lady Gaga song if we have to
go to the extreme in illustrating this point).
Music is so powerful that it has been
encoded or encrypted as part of our memory system. There are some songs that as
soon as they start playing, remind me of some ass-whooping my parents done gave
me in the past. It just so happens that as they were whipping me with that belt
or uniquely selected piece of bamboo, a particular song was playing (lol, one
might wonder how troublesome a child I was to deserve that bamboo or was it?…).
So unfortunately and fortunately music is that powerful to get in into our
lives whether we are willing or unwilling to let it, and it frequently take us
back in time to a place of happiness or sadness, depending on the memories that
music has been associated with our life’s events. I still laugh at the fact
that music reminds me of moments such as my ass-whooping days, of moments when
I played the wrong song for the wrong occasion, perhaps a first spark of love
(Hmmm), graduation celebration and the like. At the same time music reminds me
of painful moments, moments that even as a man, could let a few tears loose but
I am grateful that there’s that flexibility to allow and make the song cry
(Jay-Z) and then we are exempted from such even though emotions sometimes may
get the best of us.
However the flip side to this coin is, you can
and you personally do choose what music to influence you. I’m sure that in the
past few days you have spent at least one to two hours organising a play list
that you will play/have been playing during a particular time, perhaps even
during your boring lectures to escape to a preferential world of carefully
woven metaphors to a mind-blowing instrumental or it could simply be for your
time alone to reflect on what it is that you want to do with your life reasons
vary. I wouldn’t be surprised though that some people and may be even yourself have
a romantic/loving making playlist specially prepared for those moments we all
seem to gravitate towards (The story of our lives, lol). Others have an angry
playlist and that’s when people are pushed to the limit or an inspiration
playlist which when tuned into, one feels motivated to accomplish anything in
life and for my inspiration, these I have plenty.
I work as a project’s engineer for a
Building Automation Management company and my days comprise of going to site to
install the automation systems as well as programming the smart devices for
access control, surveillance, HVAC (Heating, Ventilation, and Air Condition). I
would have lost my head a long time ago if every day, all day, I worked at the
sound of drilling machines, chatter in the background, doors slamming every now
and then, a toilet flush so often, the verbal frustrations of my colleagues
screaming at their computers etc. For this reason I can’t do without my iPod
touch (Thank God for Steve Jobs and may his soul rest in peace). It’s a must to
have that iPod with me and that allows me to say I enjoy what I do on the job because
I work at the beat of that African drum, the rhythm, yes you guessed it, that
melody too. The sounds all seem to put a pace at my work, every now and then,
head-bobbing and more frequently than not, I just want to get out of my chair
and dance to it. Yeah, music is supposed to excite you, move you and I believe
it does.
If I were to inaugurate music, I would
stand tall at the podium and praise music for all the different areas of the human
life it affects. I would say I am grateful for every person blessed with
musical ability. I am grateful for each chord, especially the G, D and
A-majors. I am grateful for every guitar strumming especially the good ones. I
am grateful for those artists that have made it in the music industry because
far more than voicing out their thoughts that sometimes we don’t really care
about as much as the beat, they give hope to the masses and inspire ‘wanna-BEs’
to reach a like position in life. I am grateful for the African drums, I
believe its sound has been loud enough that those across seas from the African
continent have followed suit to recycle the art to the different forms or
genres of music. I am grateful that music like a drug, gives us a certain high,
helps us to escape certain realities, moves us to dance regardless of our dancing
skills, and throw our hands in the air regardless of the people around.
Furthermore I am grateful that even when the music fades and the musical high
wares off and we return to that reality, for that period when we are plugged in
the musical highness, we seize to forget, especially those unpleasant situations.
In addition I have found that the musical highness allows us to connect with
other people with a like mind or perhaps expressing like emotions and then we
know that we are not alone after all.
For many centuries, music has single handed
been able to imitate every human emotion we could possibly have, so great a
force, it could be the death of us. Music has allowed us to get in touch with
our spirituality and as a Christian I often feel I have missed out the
essential part of the service if I miss the praise and worship. Music is all
around us that even nature sings it too. This you shall agree with if you
listen carefully to the birds or the whistles made by the wind as it blows
through the trees. Music shall continue to influence us so we might as well
embrace it. However, it remains important to know that only you are the master
of what music you accept to shape your character. I couldn’t live without it
and I hope the same holds true for you. Otherwise you are just that abnormality
and we shall never connect. Music is indeed the food of life and thus far, we
must play on. Ladies and gentlemen, a standing ovation for one of the greatest
forces in our lives, **MUUUUUUUUUUUUUSIC**!!!
https://twitter.com/#!/ChimzyBeats
Music
This month our topic is music
I’m not going to go on the typical tirade about how music is
life and revolves around it; if you have ears you already know this. Everyone
loves music, from the cleaner who hates his job, to the CEO who also hates his
job. Music features in most of our lives.
This month what we want you to understand and get a view of
what music means to us, how music is made shared and all that bru-ha-ha (yes
it’s a word) and of course we are still trying to get famous.
Many thanks to the writers, posters, mloggers… we are all
busy but I’m glad we took the time to share our thoughts with the World Wide
Web.
Much love
v3rcity
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