Tuesday, 27 November 2012

Holiday Survival Tips ... Girl_Incognito



The one time we become even more confused than usual and believe me… that’s saying something! We spend all semester begging, pleading, praying (in tongues) for this sacred time to come. The countdown goes from months to weeks to days… and in those last moments when we’re so sure we’re not going to make it, we’re about to crash and disintegrate from the stress and tears of final projects and exams, hanging off the cliff with our last finger, the sunlight breaks through the storm-clouds and the time we've long awaited arrives and its good, real good in its first few weeks… but then… nothing. Waking up at whatever time we want begins to get monotonous, at 2 pm with nothing good on TV (Ha!) we let out that inevitable sigh of boredom. Let’s not forget how personal hygiene takes a back seat  We find ourselves wondering if we’d rather be back in school, but then as soon as the holiday comes to an end we’re filled with dread and doom and looming rain clouds at the thought of going back.  
Now that we’re in College/University holidays mean a different thing, for most of us that means going back home and for some of us that means starting the holiday with a flight home.
Tip 1: DO NOT get wasted on the plane if you are travelling alone. I know it seems like an opportune moment of complimentary liquor and nothing else to do, but when you start singing along to Rita Ora with your headphones on super blast and that evil eye from your neighbour can’t deter you, its downhill from there.

Afterwards come the comforts of home, all the things we took for granted in high school like home cooked meals and a clean bathroom, it’s almost enough to have you tearing up to Diddy’s “coming home”… until he starts rapping of course.
Tip 2: Your folks love to pamper you when your home, its 5 star treatment you never got when you actually lived there, but for extra pampering feign a little illness when you come back, pull a Lindsay and claim ‘exhaustion’ and malnourishment from the strenuous semester. Your treatment is very likely to increase at least 2 stars.

The best part about the holidays is all that free time you have on your hands.
Tip 3: Take time out to invest in things that need fixing, like a cluttered house or a spiritual connection or, you know your look (said in the most positive manner possible). 
There’s always room for improvement. The worst part of the holidays is all that free time on your hands, it’s not long before the dreaded boredom sets in, yet you still can’t muster energy to go job hunting (shudder). It does indeed become a dilemma
Tip 4: Sometimes when we can’t count on our old friends it’s time to make new ones… i.e.   Jack, Johnny and Jimmy if you catch my drift (*disclaimer ; no responsibility will be taken for any repercussions that may follow if the former advice is followed)



Lastly, we love to take advantage of the free time to spend with our friends, but let’s not forget about the family. As much as we missed them it takes me exactly four days before I start to hate them again, but they did invest for me to be here after all so
Tip 5: Do take some time out to bond with the folks, whether it’s Sunday dinners or drunken barbeques we did miss them, right?... Right?

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