Monday 22 October 2012

INVESTMENT 101... Cynthia


What is investment? Investorwords.com 
http://www.investorwords.com/2599/investment.html defines it as “The purchase of a financial product or other item of value with an expectation of favorable future returns” in general terms it is spending money to make money.
Personally I think investment is one concept that should be knocked into a person’s head as soon as they start understanding the value of money. 
  Unfortunately this is not usually the case and most of us go through life without ever understanding this concept. If we are lucky , we get in our adulthood and more often than not it is too late.

If you want to invest you must have observed the first golden rule of any successful venture. Plan. Without a plan you are more or less shooting in the dark and chances of hitting a target are low.  The first step of planning is researching on what kind of investment is best suited for you. Best suited means affordable; what can you fund comfortably without breaking the bank, rate of return; what kind of return do you want on your investment? Remember the higher the return the higher the risk and finally term of return; are you looking for a short-term, mid-term or long-term return on your investment.

The second step is getting your funds together (I hope you have read the articles on Savings 101  http://v3rcity.blogspot.com/2012/08/saving-101-cynthia.html and Loans 101  http://v3rcity.blogspot.com/2012/07/loans-101-cynthia.html on this same blog to have some clue on how to get those funds). You have to spend money to make money. I am yet to hear of an investment that didn’t require money. The most advisable way to fund an investment is through savings. This is because it is your money and therefore has no cost (read interest). This is not to say loans cannot be used for investment. The key here is to ensure the return on your investment is enough to cover the cost of the loan and also give you a return.  I will not go into inheritances and lottery winnings as sources of funds but if these ever come your way, think investment as this is also money without a cost.

On some occasions it is advisable to seek professional advice before undertaking investments. There are people who are experienced and learned in this field and therefore can more or less make sure bets on your behalf. The downside to this is that you have to pay for this advice and it cuts into your returns. Nonetheless, if you are investing in something like shares, bonds, land etc. it is highly advisable to get the right professional advice. On the other hand if you are investing in a clear cut venture, advice from family and friends who have experience in the similar ventures is usually enough and often free. Thorough research on your own is also less costly. No one knows exactly what you are looking for except you. Luckily in the current times, there are unlimited sources of information.


There are many kinds of investments. They vary from small business ventures, shares and bonds, land, mutual funds etc. Please note a personal car is not an investment. This is because the value starts depreciating as soon as you turn the key to start the car yet as we know from the definition, there must be an expected favorable future return for it to be termed an investment. The jury is still out on daughters (with the dowry and all)…
One golden rule of investment is diversification. Don’t put all your eggs in one basket rings very true when it comes to investment. Investment is a risk, meaning you could win or lose. Therefore it is better to spread your risk so that if some lose, you have others that are winning. You can start small with a plan to work your way to the big leagues. If you have a plan everything else is bound to fall into place.





I didn't do nothing ... Laura Atema



So it's a Friday night and I'm at home chilling not up to much. One of my friends calls me, they want to go out. I say no. I'm tired I want to sleep, plus I need to study, I have a big test on Tuesday. Another calls and suggest the same thing I decline again. One more calls and I finally give in and decide to go hang out with one. It’s just movies and popcorn don't get too excited.

We get together at whoevers house, and we settle for a night of movies and chatting. The movie we are watching is an animation, it's rated PG, I think my little brother would love this movie I should make a note to borrow it on his behalf.
During the movie we get thirsty so our generous host offers to make us hot chocolate (yum), wonder if she has any marshmallows. After the movie we decided to play some board games, I totally rule at 30 Seconds but we ended up playing Monopoly which I suck at :(

Cartoon Network and Boomerang had a marathon of my favourite old cartoons so our host made snack (yes we ate some fruit) and we settled in for a night of cartoon fun. We all fell asleep in the living room watching cartoons. It was fun.

And that is why I am coming in at six a.m mom, I fell asleep watching cartoons. I swear



Wednesday 17 October 2012

Just be... Tsholofetso Seeletsa


The day we meet was carved in stone, no rain or hail could ever destroy.

I looked at you as just a friend, not knowing what God installed,
Our paths have crossed, and here we stand. You and I are intertwined,
A day can never pass without me feeling how much I'm loved,
Even when we are far apart,
I feel your gentle hands on my face,
If you only knew how special you are I can only hope to make you see,
I'm blessed because I got to know someone like you,
I get so emotional when I think of you, I sometimes even cry,
But it’s okay because it makes me feel warm inside,
May God be with us through all the joys and tears,

Let's be together and enjoy each other.

Out on the town ... Girl_ Incognito



Let’s clarify one thing; I’m one of those few who actually gets to say I’m friends with my mom. I’m pretty down with her and tell her virtually anything. There’s not much we don’t discuss except,of course, for what goes without saying; excessive alcohol, drugs, sex (as in me having it) and taxis…. Wait. Where does that leave us? Talking about rocks I guess. 

Here’s a breakdown of how the honesty thing works her:
Me: “I’m going [out]” *Read: I’m going out [to get shit-faced wasted]
Me: “Yeah we had fun, I [hooked up] with Jason” *Read: [banged]
Me: “He was so hyped up, he couldn’t stop laughing” *Read: [high]
Me: “yeah I got home safe, we took a taxi” *Read: I was drunk and mistakenly got in the back of a car of two random guys thinking it was the taxi (it actually took a while to realise… this isn’t the taxi)”

With that clarified, here’s a ‘mom friendly’ censored story of a night out, with Jim, Jack and Johnny.
Just like any other night out we were pretty wasted before 10:00 had even hit, it was a celebratory night. We knocked back vodka Oros like it was going to be taken off the market soon. Despite the fact that it was the middle of winter some “genius” decided it would be fun to skinny dip‘jump rope’. 
One guy in particular was bare-ass naked ‘a tad too bouncy.’I really saw more than I wish I had that night. It was getting late but we weren’t ready to end the party. So we half stumbled‘walked in a large safe group’ to our favourite bar‘juice-bar’ for more drinks. Problem is we were low on cash, so as it was my turn to provide genius solutions I suggested we dine ‘n’ dash ‘ask the waiter to put it on out tab’. We hit the bar hard, naming whichever cocktails‘mocktails’ we could pronounce. We were so wasted‘enthusiastic’ the bartender cut us off*. As soon as his back was turned we raced down the stairs and out the door ‘casually sauntered out the door’. What I didn’t expect was for him to start chasing us ‘begging us to stay.’ My friend and I are pretty fast so eventually he gave up and thus ended the night with us calling a taxi then accidentally getting into a car with some random guys thinking it was the cab‘getting home safely.’

Point of the story is I did get home safely and I don’t get why my mom worries the way she does about me.

But yeah,
some things are better left unsaid and most details are better off left out.