Monday, 18 February 2013

That 4 Letter Word … Ofentse Melato




 "Not much of a thug. First to admit, I'm a sucker for love". Substantial said this and it resonates so well with me. A beautiful experience of life love is. It takes you on a high and leaves you yearning for more and more. And when it’s good it is REALLY GOOD, too good to let go like sex after a break up. 

If you've been hurt its cause you have loved and that can't be taken away from you. It’s your journey and your experience. Some are unlucky though when it comes to love while some are reckless with it. It is their right to handle it how they like, it is their love. Me? I'll love the shit outta you till you don't want be loved by another.

But with this being valentines month, the commercial "celebration" of love takes away from the purity of love. For me, that's why I never celebrated Valentine’s Day because I love when I want to love not when I'm expected to or told to. If you celebrate it, good for you but for me it just became pointless.

We always question it though when it goes wrong and end up calling it just a 4 letter word. That's when you hear us saying "if that word was never heard we would be on better terms". But in all honesty, like Substizzle said "it’s like we love to live and live to love. Oh how tough it is to just give it up. When it gets rough you ask yourself is this love?". When I love, I love with all of me. I love love… plus it always makes sex a way better cause love will have someone do stupid shit on purpose. None of that "you want me to do what? You nasty ass sumamabish you"... 

You get the best of her cause y'all are in love. Shit, you might even upgrade sex to "making love". You’ve got to love love. I sure as hell do!!!!!


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Saturday, 16 February 2013

Again... The Crayon Box

Oh shit...

It's happening again.
Damn me, damn it all.
I'm fucking myself over,
can I stop it before its too late?


You mean more than the last,
but I'm doing the same.
I'm getting you mad and I'm pushing you away,
Why do I always screw myself over?
My mind is racing,
how do I stop this?
How do I quit?
I want the game to be over,
but not like this.
Sometimes you stop talking
and I feel like giving up
maybe I should.
I know I've lost (you.)
I just hope
that it doesnt happen again,
will you still be my friend?

Monday, 11 February 2013

Mass (Heart-Break) Effect ... theBoyThosh

 

The heart is one of the cruelest organs in our body. It pumps lies into us and beats to remind us how sad our existence is. You love bacon, but eat too much bacon, and the love pumper gets crammed up and strained, making your life miserable. Everything you love, your heart will turn it into poison for your body and kill you. I hate the heart.

Picture chilling with your girl and another example of God's beautiful design decides to introduce herself into your eyes vicinity. The pumper then sends pints of blood straight from your Thinker down to your pants as a sign of acknowledgement of erotic vista, leaving your brain less than capable of explaining to your girl why you're happy to see other girls. Stupid heart.

I don't have major heartbreak stories. My only source of self-cutting moments and throwing rocks at old couples was during video games. Most notably, MASS EFFECT.

Oh Mass Effect … love the way you lied to me. 5 years of my life I gave to you, and in the end, instead of a worthwhile conclusion where we run hand in hand into the sunset as the camera pans skyward and credits roll, you drove your omni-blade straight through my heart, kicked me in the quad and spiked me up like a husk on Eden Prime.



This video game shouldn't have, but it did, take up a large portion of my emotions. I invested my heart into the epic story journey and let my imagination control what I feel for the characters and the situations they were going through. I got to meet Quarians who were kicked out of their home world by walking iPhones, and Krogans who got to have loads of sex without worrying about pregnancy because the Salarians neutered them. A Turian became my best friend as we shared similar military strategies, and I "embraced eternity" with an Asari.

I wanted to know how this fictional world came to be and how my decisions can add to the resolve of all life's problems. This is because, if I could help these bits and pixels in their already scripted and coded lives, I could gain the courage to come back to the real world and do something as equally helpful to the meat bags I call family and friends.

The first two games were like building up the perfect relationship. I would find the right buttons to push and spend all night with my dearest Mass Effect. I would neglect all other girls in my life and only pay attention to the sweet silence of the Normandy's SR1 drive core. The general theme and tone of the game hinted a great step in cementing our love forever in the next game. I was assured that all will be well because of the effort and investment I put in.


And for the first 99% of the game, my investment paid off immensely. I was carrying around a 2-month nerd-boner from the excellent visuals and story depth that the geniuses at Bioware took the time to bring to life. The back-stories of the different alien species and the visit to their home-worlds just kept me replaying save-points just to burn the memory in my head. I'm even proud to say I wore down my girl and friends with so much Mass info until they started taking a some-what interest in the game.

And finally, the final war finale finish off. The might of a galaxy united, coming together for an all-out assault on the Reapers to take back Earth. The tears welled up. Star Wars and Star Trek combined COULD NOT bring this much energy even if they poured a gazillion tonnes of coffee into the MILKY way galaxy. A final approach on foot through a decimated London with your best friend Garrus and your bond-mate Liara, running towards the conduit as Harbinger blasts highways of red lasers at your every side. Your team gets injured, Seth Green flies in to evacuate them as you give Liara a final goodbye and run towards your death. At this point, I wasn't even at the edge of my seat; I was standing with my toes so curled that you'd think I was jizzing.

I couldn't be more in love with this game. Seriously! My heart was Mass Relaying love all over my body. And I could tell that the end was just a few minutes away, once we go head-to-head with Martin Sheen's Illusive Man. "Humanity, blah blah blah ... paragon or renegade response ... open Citadel ... finish the game over-looking the blue planet". Then suddenly, as if I was playing a different game, the end, the last 1% of this great series, was brought down to a weird conversation with a child who has a fetish for synthetics and 3 choices: Destroy, Control, Evolve. I gave each ending a chance and they were all the same. HEARTBREAKING, and not in the good way. It was more like What The Mass just happened and why can't I recoil out of this fetal position?



It's not just a video game that ended badly. This was a love that was given by me, to something worth being loved, only to be ripped apart and hurled back at me, when I needed a reciprocal love for all the time, money and effort I had put into it. I cried and whined so much along with millions of other fans that I eventually just started accepting what had happened, and that I couldn't change it. Maybe this was the lesson to take back to the real world. Serenity to accept things I cannot change. And just like that, this heartbreaking game was back in my life, to be played over and over ... to be heartbroken over and over ... in a never-ending relationship of hurt and love.

... and so cries theBoy Thosh.
@thuita

808s and heartbreaks

We're back!!!

and it's February and we all know that means VALENTINES DAY!! I know, I know, I know, everyone will be talking about the wonders of love and how it conquers all. But sometimes love sucks, and that's what we gonna be talking about this month. Break ups, heartbreak, unrequited love, the works.


much love (ironic huh?)

v3rcity

Thursday, 17 January 2013

The Best Kept Secret Album Review ... Mookho Makhetha


The Best Kept Secret Vol. 2, the latest offering from hip hop crew group Royale, segues to the group’s formal release, which is expected later this year. Royale is a collective from Lesotho and it features artists, Mr. Maps, Nuch and L-tore. Royale employs the talents of an array of other artists for this piece as well. The vast number of influences makes the compilation seem schizophrenic and moody. The changes in tempo, narrative and humour can be very jarring when you first hear it. But, once you get to the end, the oscillations naturally blend into each other.


Unlike most hip hop mix tapes that begin with the inescapable and interruptive ad libs of obscure hype men or the DJ himself, The Best Kept Secret Vol. 2 starts of as a conventional radio promo. A creative and fresh introduction to the mix tape, it’s like your mother calling out for you from the kitchen door to stop playing and come home for supper – it is hard to ignore. It is homage to Mr. Maps’ previous stint as the host of what was arguably one of the best music radio shows on Lesotho’s airwaves. I was hoping Mr. Maps would explore the radio motif throughout the album and not just use elements of radio to punctuate it. It might have been cool, Ray Ban and a leather jacket cool, if the whole mix tape was carried out like a radio show.
                                                                                      
The songs.

Let’s start with the car bangers. Ka Mahetla by Nuch is possibly the most idiosyncratic song on the album. Nuch almost effortlessly manoeuvres 4 different parlances in the same verse. He exhibits his bravado by interspersing English, Sesotho and Zulu lyrics. Then he adds a forth dimension of slower reggae-dancehall-inspired rhythms. Qekha’s Banana (not to be confused with the fruit) is an impressive ode to Basotho women with a very catchy chorus. The backing track is chilled and summery. It is the kind of song that could be a ubiquitous summer anthem.

Real Talk, much like All I Need, is reminiscent of the hip hop street cypher - when emcees spat rhymes from the top of the dome and blew you away with lyrical mastery before you even noticed that there was dope beat behind it. Listening to these tracks is like one is peering over a wall to watch emcees make magic in a secret basement.

L-Tore’s You Not Me and T-Mech’s Ba Tseba (ft Mosta Pi) are the most pop-oriented songs on the tape. Ba Tseba’s chunky guitar and the synthesised mid-tempo chords in You Not Me are en vogue.

The transitions between the songs seem too abrupt and jolts from one song to the next. The explosions that accompany these transitions are needless sometimes grating. By the time you notice you are in a completely new zone, the song has neared its end, punctuated with another ‘bang’ or ‘shoosh’.

The strangest transition occurs between L-Tore and Qekha’s interpretation of Kelly Rowland’s Motivation and Soul Slipping Away (Leomille ft Olive Branch). The rugged sexually charged lyrics of Motivation are juxtaposed with the morose theme of death and a broken silver cord found in Soul Slipping Away. An uneasy vibrato carries - the shuddering yet reflective offering. The beat hauntingly lingers over melancholic lyrics, forcing one to pain attention to what is being said.

Under My Arm (L-Tore Qekha & Mr. Maps) is an audacious but penetrating narrative of sexual rapture told over a hypnotic beat (see what I did there?). However, the women-sex theme is repeated so often in the rest of the album that by the time the record has spun into It’s Yours (Royale ft Minister Po), the whole idea is just trite. It’s Yours is a psychedelic trip through the minds of the hip hop stars as they vividly describe their erotic escapades, real or imagined. The stars almost sound lovelorn.

The rendition of the Bad Boy anthem, Bad Boy For Life – which here called is Backdoor For Life, for obvious reasons - is a rather underwhelming finish for the entire album. The nostalgic reference to radio at the start of the album sets one up for a more dramatic conclusion. Understandably, the song is an emphatic pronouncement or even anthem of The Backdoor team. But the track and the chorus take away from the strong lyrical content in the song. It is a rather lazy choice. Backdoor For Life does not do the rest of the mix tape any justice. It is like buying a Rolex for your father on his birthday then wrapping it up in the brown paper used to cover school text books. 

The mix tape augurs well for any forthcoming releases. It whets the palate – a good appetiser.

Find the link to the album here:  http://www.mediafire.com/?17bvt6rl77rxfid

The year it's new!!

Happy Christmas and Merry new year to all our readers... we hope you keep reading in the upcoming new year.

Much love and appreciation

v3rcity

Thursday, 13 December 2012

HOLIDAY SPENDING ... Cynthia



Well, December is here and this is the holiday season. This is the month for merry making, get aways, partying and generally just having lots of fun. Granted Jesus was born during this month and for Christians, this is pretty significant; He is after all the son of God and our Savior. But we all know most of what we do has little to do with Jesus.

I love the holidays/ December because it is the month families get together and catch up. It is the time most people get time away from work or school and can distress. It is Christmas season so there is lots of cheer and a general atmosphere if fun. But it is also a time when we spend the most and due to poor planning; most of us end up having financially stressful Januarys and Februarys.

How do we go about our December spending and reduce the level of financial stress in the first months of the next year? As usual, my fist point of any ‘how to’ is planning.  Without planning, you are almost a lost cause and maybe have to wait until the next December after reading this article to reap from my two cents advice. What do I mean by panning? December is always eleven months away from January. So think eleven months prior. What would you like to do for your next holiday season when you have enough time away from work or out of school?  What does it entail? How much will it cost? Is it a group thing or an individual thing? How can you start saving to reach that target? The sooner you start planning for this the better.

Let’s say you have been ahead of the game this year and planned for December? You have your holiday fund nicely tucked away and are ready to party and make merry? First of all good for you because let’s face it, most of us cannot afford the December spending spree on our regular income because holiday or not, the bills still have to get paid. So how do you go about spending so that you get the maximum benefit out of your money while making sure you do not overspend and end up eating into the non-holiday fund? Remember the non-holiday fund has to untouched because January bills still have to be paid.

First and foremost, spend within your means. Don’t blow it all in one day at a pricey place that is way out of your league and be back at square zero the next day. The holiday season is generally from 20th December to 3rd January. That’s two weeks so pace yourself.

Being December, everyone is out to make some money. Be very careful that you are not overcharged or taken advantage of just for this reason. Pay for goods and services at their fair price and if you feel you are being overcharged, consider changing shop or venue. You do not want some establishment eating a big chunk out of your holiday fund in its quest to make mad profits during the season.

Go Dutch. Yes I know it is Christmas and you are feeling generous and want to treat your friends. But who will treat you when you are already out of cash and still have a number of days before the end of the holidays. Treat your friends once in a while, it is allowed. But also split the bill as much as possible. This way your holiday fund will last as intended.

Look for good deals. Just like you are feeling generous, most shops and establishments will be bitten by the generosity holiday bug and will be giving away good deals. Look out for offers such as buy one get one free or free drinks for first 20 patrons etc. This is a great way to ensure your holiday fund stretches out.

Make early bookings. I know we are proudly Kenyans but this culture of last minute rushes does us more harm than good. Remember my point about businesses being out to make mad profits? There best way for them to manage this is catch you when you are desperate and the last minute rush makes you desperate. Book your tickets, venues, supplies etc. in advance so that you get them at the normal price.

Last but not least, give back to society. It is Christmas, you have had a long year, worked hard and God has sustained you throughout the year.  Be thankful to Him and celebrate His Son’s birth by sharing with the less fortunate. As Jesus said, whatsoever you do to the least of my brothers…that you do unto me.

Happy Holidays!