This is going to be short and sweet... kind of like a
popsicle or a quickie
Ladies
We are in trouble...
Men are replacing us, with what you may ask? And I answer, with
everything. Yes everything. We come from a generation of spoilt men,
spoilt for choice. They don't have to work as hard as they used to get women.
Because a) we are our worst enemies and throw ourselves at them like pennies
and b) technology and when I say technology I mean the internet. They don't
have to do much and that has made them lazy and demanding.
What do men want? I know this
question is usually directed at women but men have been embracing their
"feminine/emotional" side over the past years, so now they are
kinda sorta maybe starting to think like us. They want it all now. That used to
be our line, but not anymore. They want an all in
one woman now. They want traditional women but
enlightened traditional women, or independent women but like
conservative independent. She should like girly stuff like flowers and perfume
but also sports, beer, girl on girl blah blah blah...
I'm convinced that if men had the
choice and it was acceptable to do so in all of society’s eyes, they would
date each other, I mean all the attributes that are now 'supposedly' desirable
in women are usually found in men, they would leave women to fend for
themselves with unopened jars and running away from bugs they can't kill (SPIDER!).
I mean seriously they only like women because they are soft,
smell nice and have boobs... If their fellow
men were half as attractive as women then we'd be in a lot of trouble
Actually ladies I think we already are. I mean we’ve all
watched Hangover 2 right? (For those who haven’t, do you live under a rock or
something?)
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